Monthly Archives: December 2012

I woke up this morning and started the usual morning ritual. I went straight to the computer, logged in World of Warcraft, and began planning my day ahead: grab breakfast before having a cup of coffee, check the Auction House, gather herbs etc. Typical ho-hum day where I may or may not go to the office.

When I logged onto my mage, the end of the world had begun. Doomsday has arrived. We were on the disastrous path to Armageddon. Are those arks built yet? Do we have 1 male and 1 female of every species on that ark? Did the man playing the role of Noah keep in mind NOT to include mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, rapists, pedophiles, murderers, promiscuous men, promiscuous women, religious extremists, Vicente Sotto III and every other sanctimonious bastard on the arks?

“You have 15 minutes left on your game time.”

Oh. My. God.

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My boss called me to her desk last week, telling me to get my resume fixed. It was time for me to shape up and start preparing for the next phase of my life: work. No more after-school shenanigans, no more weekends, no more cutting classes etc etc. Then she told me this had to be done soon; otherwise, January’s just around the corner and I would be last in line.

What the hell, it’s already December?!

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